BLOGZILLA VS. THE UNIVERSE!!!
Blogzilla Vs. the INTERNET!!
Join me as I engage in epic* battle** with common everyday*** experiences and situations!!!****
*OK, so maybe it's not that epic. Honestly, that word gets thrown around too much these days. How can everything be epic, anyway?
** And really, "battle" sort of implies that I'll be engaging in fisticuffs with experiences and situations which is both physically impossible and not factual. These "battles" will take place in my mind, in the form of snarky commentary.
***That is redundant and I apologize.
**** So basically, what I'm really saying is that I will gripe about things I find annoying, but that sounds nowhere near as interesting or original as the "epic battle" thing. So, yeah. I stick by my original statement on the grounds of making this whole blog sound better.
*OK, so maybe it's not that epic. Honestly, that word gets thrown around too much these days. How can everything be epic, anyway?
** And really, "battle" sort of implies that I'll be engaging in fisticuffs with experiences and situations which is both physically impossible and not factual. These "battles" will take place in my mind, in the form of snarky commentary.
***That is redundant and I apologize.
**** So basically, what I'm really saying is that I will gripe about things I find annoying, but that sounds nowhere near as interesting or original as the "epic battle" thing. So, yeah. I stick by my original statement on the grounds of making this whole blog sound better.